Saturday, 8 January 2011

It Doesn't Take Long ...

At least Australians adapt well to disasters and reduce them into humour as a way of coping. This from Peter Fitzsimmons in today's SMH ...

A bloke walks into a Sydney brothel.
"I'm into kinky sex so how much to be dominated to the point of total humiliation?"
"$60," says the madam.
"That's incredibly cheap! What do I get for my $60?"
Fixing her gaze on the client she says, "a green cap and membership of the Australian cricket team."

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