thecricketragics: KP, Bad Boy

Friday, 7 February 2014

KP, Bad Boy

KP, bad boy, whatcha gonna do,

Whatcha gonna do when dey come for you

KP, Bad boy, whatcha gonna do

Whatcha gonna do when Cookie comes for you

When you were eight and you had bad traits

You go to da nets and learn to play straight

So why are you acting like a crazy fool?

One minute hot and de next so cool.

You chuck it on Straussy

You chuck it on Cook

All dis chuckin man

It's made you crook

KP, bad boy, whatcha gonna do,

Whatcha gonna do when dey come for you

KP, Bad boy, whatcha gonna do

Whatcha gonna do when Cookie comes

Very few pommies have scored more runs

Now I guess Cookie will score de most tons

There's still runs in you at thirty three

So go to India and earn de rupee

You chuck it on de media

Chuck on team mates too

But now de English Cricket board

Has chucked up on you.

KP, bad boy, whatcha gonna do,

Whatcha gonna do when dey come for you

KP, Bad boy, whatcha gonna do

Whatcha gonna do when Cookie comes for you

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